Thursday, May 19, 2011

The Very 1st Annual International Pismo Seaside Scribbler Contest

1st Annual International Seaside Scribbler Contest
Fame, fortune, . . . and bad writing? What could this possibly mean?

Valentina Inn & Villas has just launched Pismo Beach's newest, soon-to-be claim to fame-- the Very 1st Annual International Pismo Seaside Scribbler Contest (VFAIPSSC). Yes, if you suspected it, the original creators of the legendary World's Worst Poetry Contest have resurrected and transformed their famous competition into a new Pismo Beach tradition. Coined "The Happiest Place on Earth" by none other than Oprah Winfrey, San Luis Obispo County is used to celebrity attention, and Pismo Beach is truly the gem of the county. Now, it is about to become the newest hotbed of fine literature.
This international competition gives writers and wannabe wordslingers the opportunity to apply their talents in a global forum. All persons 18 years of age and older are invited to compete for the grand prize-- 2 complimentary nights (for 2) at Pismo's newest retreat getaway-- Valentina Inn & Villas, where they are guaranteed to discover a new world of luxury and elegance in one of our spacious, amenity-filled villas.

From the moment of arrival, our winner will be greeted with bottles of local Edna Valley wine to enjoy while watching the glistening Pacific sunset from their balcony. In true celebrity style, he/she will be wined and dined at the finest restaurants in the world which are, of course, ubiquitously known to be those of Pismo Beach, CA. This, and much more, will make it the experience of a lifetime for one lucky person and their guest. Not to mention all the fame and fortune that comes with being a winner of this prestigious international competition.
And the official certificates are glorious enough to hang below one's diploma-- guaranteed.

There are only three simple rules:
‭1) Writing must mention the words‭ (Valentina)‬‭ ‬and‭ ‬(‬Pismo‮(
2‭)‬ Writing can be an essay‭, ‬poem‭, ‬the lyrics to an interpretive dance‭, ‬etc
3‭)‬ Writing must be completely original and no longer than 500‭ ‬words.

There is no entry fee, but only one entry per person is allowed. Submissions may be sent via email to tonia@valentinapismobeach.com, via fax to 805-773-2215, or via snail-mail to 371 Pismo Street, Pismo Beach, CA 93449.
For complete rules and info, please reference our website: valentinapismobeach.com/seaside_scribbler.html. The contest deadline is August 15, 2011 and the winner will be announced by September 15, 2011.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Pismo Beach Farmers Market Starts Today (May 11, 2011)

Pismo Beach Farmer's Market
Eat Fresh

Whether you are eco-conscious or simply appreciate fresh local produce, the Farmers Market is the place to be. San Luis Obispo is known for its Thursday night Farmers Market, but parking can be a little hectic, and let's face it-- Pismo Beach is much more scenic. Thankfully, Pismo Beach now has its own Farmers Market. Starting today, May 11, 2011, Pismo Beach will be hosting its Farmers Market from 3-6 PM on the historic Pismo Beach Pier.

Come enjoy the fresh food and support local farmers at the same time!

And while you're shining your eco-halo at the Farmer's Market, why not stay at Pismo Beach's most environmentally-conscious accommodations -- Valentina Inn & Villas. Valentina Inn & Villas boasts 98% energy-efficiency with state-of-the-art Navien tankless water heaters and an array of Energy STAR appliances, not to mention HERS approval for HVAC efficiency. Valentina Inn & Villas is dedicated to helping the environment, and does what it can to stay green. We would call ourselves a green hotel, but we prefer the color teal.

~ValentinaPismoBeach.com

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

The Perfect Mother's Day Gift . . . A Pismo Getaway

This Mother's Day . . . Skip the Flowers

Mother's Day is coming up, and you're trying to find the perfect gift for that special woman that brought you into this world. You've already taken her to all those Mother Day Brunches before, and the whole "flowers" bit is getting a little old. Plus, spring allergies could complicate this scenario even further.

So why not change things up this year, and treat your Mom to something really special-- a Pismo Beach getaway at Valentina Inn & Villas. There is nothing that she would appreciate more than spending some time in one of California's most exclusive and uncrowded beach towns and at Pismo's finest accommodations.

Valentina is centrally located in the heart of Pismo, less than 2 blocks from the beach and historic Pismo Pier. Our spacious villas include numerous amenities, including gourmet kitchens, full living rooms equipped with state of the art entertainment centers. Many also have expansive decks with incredible panoramic views of the Pismo shore. Spectacular sunsets come at no charge.

Call 805-773-1234 today to find out more about our Mother's Day Specials!

~ValentinaPismoBeach.com